robot on robot crime
This is why I hate Vegas
Robot civil war
The world is a little happier with you in it.
The world is a little brighter with you in it.
The world is a little sweeter with you in it.
The world is a little softer with you in it.
The world is a little bit more legendary with you in it
The world is a little more hopeful with you in it.
The world is a little safer with you in it.
The world is a little warmer with you in it.
The world is a little more beautiful with you in it
The world is a little more worthwhile with you in it.
The world is a little more lovely with you in it.
thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit
but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better
it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better
…i did not know this, thank you
If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that it’s better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldn’t even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.
So actually I undersold it, even if it’s 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing
This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ‘calm down before I went to sleep’ by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.
anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason
there was also the chocolate factory commerical
My whole body just experienced deja vu
i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week
Possessed Dark Pit: (pointing the Dark Pit Staff at Pit) Make no fucking sudden moves or I will shoot you!
(Pit starts dancing)
Possessed Dark Pit: (laughing) Pit, stop. Pit, I will shoot you! Bro, are you ok? Pit! Piiit! Is everything alright at home? Pit, stop fucking moving! I don’t wanna kill you! Pit!!!
“May I have an octopus familiar if I keep him in a hamster ball? If I tape it up real good?”
